Juvenile

Once upon a time, there lived a juvenile politician who represented the most populous County in Kenya, Nairobi. He was cantankerous to the brim,obscene to the core and humorous to absurdity.

One time I was watching TV and he was being featured mimicking the different wind breaking sounds.

I ran to the bedroom in shame and consternation. In another occasion ,he was featured beating a concrete wall using bare knuckles.

He took some delicate twists,turns and press ups marine style.

The nation applauded. Numerous times he has uttered the ‘un-utterables ‘ and his followers keep thronging about him in frenzy.

Recently, he claimed he was the acting president .Shockingly, the DPP and the Police are spending sleepless nights trying to spin a court case to occupy some lawyers, magistrates, media and the public at large for another year or more.

The powers that be, you created Sonko. Just clean his poo. Don’t drag us into humorless drama.

Equally don’t waste precious police time to probe nonsense. Sonko is your baby, let him regale us with his juvenile entertainment as you await to possibly re-elect him as your governor for Nairobi.

(The writer is an Advocate of High Court, this post was pulled from his FB profile)